Accidental Don. Episode seven...

The two men sat at the little dining table as the sound of the toilet cistern noisily refilling was joined by a sudden hailstone shower beating a timpani tattoo on the corrugated metal roof overhead. Donald had grabbed the fully charged laptop from the counter as he passed and, once he and Mick had eaten the bacon sandwiches, he turned his attention to the computer. The screen having now gone to sleep, he waggled a finger across the touch-pad and woke the liquid crystals up again. He frowned at the screen.
What does “WB” mean?” Donald shouted above the crescendo of icy shot striking the roof.
It means you're getting old, granddad. It's text speak, it means welcome back.”
Donald smiled, he did feel old. He'd trimmed his beard and noticed that the grains of salt now definitely outnumbered those of pepper.
Oh, is that what they call “user friendly”?” Donald clicked the cross on the little message bubble and peered at the screen. He clicked the start button and stared at the screen for a little while longer before huffing and pushing the device away.
I haven't a fucking clue.” He muttered. Once, many lives ago, Donald had had a wife to laugh at his steadfast refusal to embrace all things modern and to take up the slack, taking care of the internet banking, tax returns and God knows what else it was she did that made his life so much easier.
Here,” Mick span the laptop toward himself, “let's have a go.” The kettle began to whistle, urging Donald squeeze himself from his seat and take care of the hot beverages.
I had a word with Michael,” Donald began, “He says he's sorry but he'd got enough “fucking Englishmen” on his team.”
Uh-huh.”
But I told him you were Irish. Then he asked if you were a Catholic and I panicked, told him you were Jewish. I thought that'd cover...”
Mick stood, cradling the laptop in one arm as he moved closer to the seating area and the extra light that fell through the large plates of glass.
...whichever, you know. Bloody religion, Ill never under...”
Mick sat, placing the laptop before him on the coffee table that would later provide support for Donald's bed.
...says if you come with me tomorrow he'll give you a...”
I'm not Irish.” Mick muttered, unheard by Donald as the tinkiling of the teaspoon in the cup he stirred drowned out the diminishing din of the rapidly abating storm outside.
...other bloke, Harry, he was a fucking liability, he went...”
Mick manipulated the keyboard, pressing several keys at one, then leant forward and began typing into the DOS window that he had opened up on the desktop.
...absolutely covered in piss. Anyway,” Donald placed Mick's steaming cup beside the laptop, “Any luck?” He began trying to coax the little telly into life.
Luck? Yes.” Mick replied, wide eyed as he tapped away at the keys, “But I dunno if it's good or bad luck yet.”
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He'd brought with him a pair of gloves, a torch and a pinch bar and it was the latter of these three items that Owen used to smash the window at the side of the property he'd selected, this elevation providing the greater cover and having very little illumination from the street. He held a piece of cardboard in front of the pane as he struck it, lessening the noise. There was a thud and a tinkle of broken glass.
Owen reached through the newly created access point with a gloved hand and unfastened the latch, but in the gloom and shadow he'd not seen the knitting needle shaped shard of glass that remained fixed to the bottom of the frame. There was a tearing sound as the glass ripped through the fabric of his sleeve and the flesh of his skinny forearm. Instinctively, even before feeling the pain that would soon follow, Owen snatched back his arm, creating a second wound in doing so. Less deep than that which was already releasing Owen's precious blood, the intersection with it's partner became a postage stamp sized triangle of skin that flapped as he twisted his arm to examine the damage. Owen wretched and clasped a hand over the wounds.
Shit, shit, fucking shit!” he hissed. The world around him swam, but not because of the blood loss. Everything was fucked. Everything.
The arrest that had led to Owen's stint in prison had involved a process that included the taking of a DNA swab, a record of which had been kept on file. Owen had no idea how much blood he'd lost but it was everywhere, appearing oily black in the night. He was fucked.
Once he'd torn his tee-shirt up to use as a dressing, Owen considered his options.
Without a doubt he was sure to be caught, his DNA being splashed around the point of entry. Owen shone his torch through the window and admired the interior. A beautiful home indeed. Tastefully decorated to a high standard and with obviously expensive fixtures, fittings and furniture, Owen suddenly felt a pang of jealousy. Everything suddenly felt so unfair.
He'd intended to break in and steal a games consoles or smart phone, anything he could sell quickly and easily tomorrow morning. He needed the money, otherwise he'd have no food to eat or roof to eat beneath. His actions weren't driven by greed but by necessity.
But now he was going to go back to prison. Maybe not tonight, maybe not tomorrow, but incarceration was inevitable. Owen cursed himself.
Stupid, stupid, stupid bastard. Stupid.” He furrowed his brow and tried to see a way past the shit storm that was approaching. There was none. Owen's shoulders slumped.
He'd been given a glimpse of a better life ahead. He'd lay on his bed in his flat and he'd dreamt of the day when he'd buy a car or take a foreign holiday, maybe even get married. Occasionally, during one of his THC induced stupors, he'd imagine his future. A little house near a canal, a dog, a son and a daughter by a wife that looked a little bit like that actress he liked and a flat screen television.
Clearly, that was too much to ask.
The universe, karma, God, another god or whatever it was that was in charge of writing his life's story had now clearly indicated to Owen his station. Right down there, at the bottom. He opened the window and climbed in.
Fuck it.
He wasn't going back to prison if he could help it so he wasn't going to sit around and wait for the police to come calling.
Owen gave scant regard to covering his tracks now. He walked from room to room, dragging out drawers and tipping their contents onto the floors, dragging the contents of cupboards out and rifling wardrobes. He even used the lavatory, flushing the chain when he'd finished.
His bag held a decent haul. A games console, three laptops and an iPhone. If only he'd not pissed his blood all over the place he'd be set to survive for at least another month.
But piss his blood all over he had and that was that. His new plan was to take the bounty he'd accrued in his holdall, head home to collect some possessions and, well, that was that. Not the most forward looking plan, more a roll with it kind of attitude.
London. Yes. That London. He'd never been to the capital but he'd heard plenty about it. If you're going to be homeless and on the run, surely a rich city where everyone stares at their feet rather than make eye contact with those around them is preferable? He could reinvent himself, change his name, be something. Yes.
That London.
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He turned on the webcam.
Not his own webcam, the webcam that he'd turned on was, according to the map now hidden by the image being remotely streamed, four hundred and sixty seven miles north of Spiderman's office.
A curious location.
A coincidence, surely? Spiderman watched the chest of the man now transporting the remote machine from dining table to coffee table as he picked up his phone and unlocked it. The other gamers didn't have the app he now used to send a group message, he was still Beta testing. Hopefully, once finished, the four remaining gamers would be able to live-stream events, maybe even to take requests from the “audience” without fear of discovery. He tapped away at his screen.
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Hitch-hiking wasn't as much fun as he'd been led to believe.
He'd spent a few minutes short of three hours standing in the pissing rain and holding a piece of soggy cardboard on a slip road before someone took pity on him, a chap with a Transit van full of furniture.
His name was Neil and he was a pleasant chap. He was being paid a ridiculously small amount of money to transport the furniture south. He'd promised to deliver at breakfast time so, as he generally did when visiting “that London”, he took advantage of the empty motorway system and drove overnight. He would arrive a couple of hours before dawn, set the alarm on his phone and find somewhere free to park where he could grab a couple of hours sleep. Then, bright eyed and chirpy, he'd arrive outside the address a few minutes before the arranged time and be as efficient as one of the bigger services, those that charged the bigger prices. He made very little profit, barely enough to live on.
That was why, as Owen washed his hands in the toilets of the motorway service station just outside London, Neil had driven away and taken everything he owned. Neil's needs, Neil considered, were greater than that of the chav in the lavatory. He had bills to pay, the kid was homeless, homeless meant low overheads.
Fuck him.
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The mini-bus had seen better days.
It was rarely used now, attendance having dwindled so much in recent years had meant that there was little demand for the church to even have a mini-bus. Rust lined the wheel arches and the edges of all but one door. The one door that wasn't rusted, the rear door with the handle and lock, wasn't original and, although also white, was a distinctly different colour to the rest of the vehicle. Both sides of the bus bore the name of the church, the address of the church's website and a simple, black cross.
The driver, the gamer known as Shepherd, sat behind the wheel awaiting his companion. He smiled at the passing police officer who, in turn, touched the peak of his cap and nodded respectfully at the man in the collar.
The passenger door opened, squealing on its ageing hinges as Shepherd's apprentice clambered aboard. The pair exchanged no words as they drove away from the little parade of shops and it wasn't until they joined the M8 that Shepherd's apprentice, Breadman, removed the two packages from inside his coat, placing them on the empty seat between the two. Eventually, Breadman broke the silence.
Does he have a plan?”
Doesn't he always?” Shepherd had called his apprentice earlier, after having exchanged a legion of messages with Spiderman. The call had been brief, an arrangement to meet. They drove from the gates of the park where they'd met to the little parade of shops in the shadier part of town to collect the items in the packages on the seat.
Guns.
Two of, plus bullets and a quick demonstration. Breadman thought the price cheap, just a few hundred pounds. He'd spent more on a meal.
Neither man had ever used a gun before. Knives, scissors, anything with a nice blade were their preferred tools. Such weapons gave time for the victim's terror to fully ferment, to provide the exquisite rush of pride and arousal that both men sought, to whet their appetites for the inevitable climactic satisfaction. A gun was a blunt instrument, a tool, a means to an end.
Guns were no fun.
Tonight was set to be a very different hunt.
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Mick had recognised the kind of software the laptop was running. It was of a similar design to many he'd come across in the past. Insurgents, rebels, terrorists, all revelling in the power the internet gave them to organise their affairs, all investing heavily in secure communications systems in an effort to remain undetected amidst an ocean of electronic porn and marketing whilst Mick and his colleagues silently watched, unseen from a distance.
His fingers flew across the keyboard, occasionally bridging combinations of keys and bringing up black boxes on the screen. Then, once he'd ensured he'd be able to log back in again and rejoin the intriguing conversation that seemed to be developing, he flipped the laptop over and popped off the battery.
What are you doing?” Donald sat beside the old soldier and placed his feet on the table.
Mick took a small penknife with a half dozen attachments from his pocket and began to remove screws from around the screen, oblivious to the man beside him. He used the blade of the little knife to prize the trim from around the laptop's screen and removed a small component, the lens of the camera, from behind it. Still attached by fine wires, he used the slack to raise the webcam up and turn it around to face away over the top of the screen before using the trim to gently trap the twisted wires and hold his modification in place.
Move your feet.” Mick muttered as he replaced the battery and positioned the laptop on the coffee table, framing the television as the quiz-master quizzed his quizzers behind Donald's ten toes. The hard drive whirred and clicked into life as the screen did likewise. Finally, Mick took the knife and used it to destroy the casing of the laptop around where the microphone dwelt, then digging deeper to destroy the microphone itself.
You're making a right pig's ear of that, I only wanted Netflix.” Donald sat up straight and removed his feet from the table and from the image now being transmitted to the server in Spiderman's office. Hopefully, Mick thought, whoever was watching would think no one was at the computer whilst, sat behind the camera, he could take a closer look.
Unseen, from a distance.
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Spiderman had seen the face of the man now using Stationmaster's laptop and, more importanly, had pinpointed his location to within a couple of metres. A caravan site in the middle of nowhere, out of season. Easy pickings and, fortuitously, just seventy-five miles from the Glasgow stomping ground of the vicar and the man from the bank.
The battery on the laptop had lasted just long enough for Spiderman to have circumnavigated the complex security he'd put in place and to add a small piece of code to the main applet. Now, so long as there was life in the battery, the laptop would continue to transmit video and audio even when apparently turned off. If the laptop was charged it would begin transmitting again, if he was lucky he'd be able to watch the arrival of his fellow gamers and the violent dispatch of the man who may already have discovered the images the computer's hard drive would now contain.
Spiderman opened the top drawer on one of his filing cabinets and withdrew a bottle of Johnny Walker's, along with a substantial whisky tumbler, before stepping out onto the balcony and enjoying the sunset.
Life was good.
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Mick hunched over the laptop, his fingers flying across the keys as Donald tried to get a decent picture on the telly.
Bloody hell, Mick, you sound like you know what you're doing.”
Uh huh.”
Found any films? Music? Porn?” Donald settled into the deckchair that sat by the gas fire. He drew out a box of matches and lit the little blue flame, watching it flicker and flap across the asbestos grills.
Uh huh.”
That really is some impressive typing, Mickey.”
It's MICK.” He sat back, tilting his head and continuing to scan the screen, one finger poised over the mouse pad.
Where'd you learn the office skills, Mick?”
It was my job.”
What, before you were a soldier?”
Whilst I was a soldier. I was a comms. sys. engineer.”
“So, no guns and bombs and shit?”
Plenty. Look...” Mick turned the screen to face Donald.
The screen held an image. The edge of a desk, a chair swivelled away from it, in a modern looking office space. Cabinets and shelves lined the visible wall and, to the left of this wall, vertical blinds had been drawn back to reveal a door to the outside.
What is it?”
Well, I don't know, but see there...” Mick pointed at the screen, indicating the space through the door where stood a table with a glass on it.
What?”
Hang on, there,” On the screen , a figure approached the table and plucked up the glass, “See?”
Yes, who is it?”
I have no idea, but he's been watching us. And check these messages out...”
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In a bit, just after that pub but on this side, see?” Breadman pointed through the windscreen.
It was dark. The headlights of the knackered mini-bus were sufficient to illuminate the mean streets of Glasgow but out here in the sticks they were proving to be less than ideal. The journey was taking them twice as long as was necessary since they'd opted to travel over land rather than cross the Clyde. Gourack ferry terminal wasn't an international port but it would certainly have more than it's fair share of CCTV cameras, so they followed the road as it wove it's way around the mountains and through the Trossachs.
Spiderman was in contact with them via the new app he'd remotely installed on Shepherd's smart phone and, although hundreds of miles away, it was he who had spotted the short-cut ahead, a steep, narrow and winding track that led up and over the ridge of mountains currently separating the gamers from their prey. This alternative route provided another bonus beside the reduction in journey time, it would take them to the little caravan park from the north. The only residence that the vicar and the man from the bank would have to pass was a farm and, at this time of night, any self respecting farmer would surely be tucked up safe and sound in bed.
It was a struggle for the big, old bus to drag it's metal carcass up that gradient, but it made it. Just.
Shepherd stopped the bus and killed the headlights once the gradient had levelled out. The two murderers climbed from the cab and stood gazing out over the dark landscape. Stretching out before them, the loch mirrored the sky above, the light of a million stars reflected in the choppy waters that twinkled and shimmered.
Shepherd looked at his phone and pointed in the direction of the loch.
It's the caravan sitting in front of that water tower,” The moonlight reflected off the white painted roof of the structure, making it visible from their vantage point, “We park the van on the road just this side of the entrance, turn it around. Straight in, do the deed, straight out and away.” He turned and headed back toward the mini-bus.
No half measures. No being cocky”, Shepherd called over his shoulder, “Put a gun in his face and subdue him. When we've finished, we'll walk out through the main gate. Keep our heads down, no dilly dallying.” Shepherd patted his stomach, “We'll be home in time for breakfast.”
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The messages had been explicit. Donald and Mick had watched the conversation unfold on the little screen in the caravan. Shepherd and Spiderman spoke in code, abbreviations and acronyms abounded, but it wasn't a particular elegant cipher and the conversation was easily followed. The old soldier tapped away at the keys while Donald sat open mouthed beside him, pinpointing locations and...
...opening the inbox.
Footage and still photographs crudely edited together, subtitles added in unprofessional looking fonts, a hard-rock soundtrack on some and classical works on others. Men, women, children and dogs, all subjected to the most sickening and diabolical of acts.
The pair watched in silence, the video playing in the top left hand corner of the screen as the chat unfolded bottom right.
They were coming, the two known as Shepherd and Breadman.
We need to get rid of this laptop and fuck off somewhere, quickly.” Mick had said. Donald nodded.
Agreed.” Donald stood, stepping over Mick's legs and squeezing by so as not to pass in front of the camera, “Take the land rover, just dump it before you get near civilisation.” He called as he squeezed into the little bedroom, re-emerging a moment later with a hold all.
What do you mean? You're coming with me, aren't you?”
Donald pulled the cash tin from within the canvas bag. It's lock having been shattered by a brick whilst Mick slept in the back of the land rover, Donald flipped it open. He removed two of the three items the tin held, throwing them onto the seat beside Mick.
That should keep you going a while.”
Mick picked up one of the thick bundles of banknotes.
What the fuck is this? And why the fuck aren't you coming? You've seen those messages, they don't know who we are and they're fucking dangerous, and what the fuck are you doing with THAT?
Donald turned the third item from the tin over in his hands.
Do you know how to use one of these?” He asked the old soldier.
Of course I fucking do.”
Show me...”
Mick stared at the item in Donald's hand.
First, flick that switch on the right hand side down, and stop fucking waving it around.”
There was no way Mick was going to leave Frank. Mick owed Frank, big time. And there was no way Donald was going to walk away from these sick bastards.
Not now that he was in character.
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At least it wasn't raining when he arrived.
The streets, disappointingly, didn't seem to be paved with gold although he had to admit they were far cleaner looking than those he was more familiar with.
The sun had risen, though the tower blocks that surrounded him meant that he still walked in shadow, staring at the floor and wishing he had a spliff. He reached a river.
Owen leant on the concrete wall that lined this section of the Thames. Finally, those warm rays reached his cheeks. Owen tilted his head back, closed his eyes and enjoyed the sensation of sun on skin.
He looked left and right. Boats both big and small ploughed their way through the waters, unusually coloured buses coasted left and right along the far bank. Office blocks, skyscrapers, palaces...
...a whole new world. Maybe, Owen considered as he watched the city wake, the future could be bright in a place like this. Maybe.
It began to rain.
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Where is my fucking laptop?” Breadman asked again.
The face of the victim, so easily subdued when Breadman and his fellow gamer had arrived, was now unrecognisable. Both eyes had been reduced to slits set into a vicious, purple swelling. His beard was matted with dried blood, blood that had once flowed through his own veins and had recently exited his pulverised nose.
The victim was naked. Gaffer tape secured him to the garden chair the torturers had unfolded. He cried, though the only evidence of his weeping were the snotty bubbles that swelled and burst around what once were nostrils. He tried to say he didn't know but couldn't, he shook his head and moaned.
Breadman had enjoyed pistol whipping this scruffy bastard, but it hadn't yet had the desired effect. There was a click, Breadman crouched beside the man with the face of purple pulp and whispered...
Hear that?”
The pulp gulped.
Last chance, where is my fucking laptop?”
More sticky bubbles burst as the man in the chair once again tried to sob. Breadman stood up and stepped away as Shepherd approached.
The man in the chair saw the steam. He wriggled and struggled against his bonds. Breadman took hold of the chair and tipped it backwards, stepping aside as it landed. The impact forced the wind from the man in the chair's lungs as, at the same moment, Shepherd began to pour.
It took five or six seconds for the kettle to be relieved of it's boiling contents. Five or six seconds of agony as scolding water cascade over the victim's naked genitals. He screamed, this time successfully...
...and died.
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Triangulating the wireless signal had given Spiderman the location of the laptop, accurate to within a couple of metres. Of course, some environmental factors can affect the signal. Mountains, weather systems...
...water towers.
Shepherd and Spiderman exchanged messages once the owner of the caravan site was dead.
The laptop had ceased to stream it's image, it's battery clearly once again exhausted, soon after the Glaswegian killers had begun their descent from the mountain and so Spiderman hadn't been able to watch the floorshow and the death induced, premature closure of the interrogation. Nor could he now pinpoint the signal, but it couldn't be far away.
The killers had rifled every door, cupboard, nook and cranny of the wrong caravan without success. Shepherd's phone pinged.
SPIDERMAN: Is there a vehicle?”
There was.
The pair stepped outside.
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Donald and Mick crouched in the dark, nestled between a rock and the trunk of a fallen tree. The ground there was slightly elevated and gave them a clear view of their lodgings while being far enough away for them to be confident they would remain unseen.
Mick had popped the battery off the laptop again once the men coming to visit had informed the third party of their arrival at the layby half a mile north of here. Between the two of them it was decided that the man who'd actually held a gun before be the one to carry it. Then, wrapped up in the coats they'd liberated from the now devastated cottage a couple of hundred miles south, they retreated to the vantage point they now occupied and waited.
They couldn't see the main gate from back there, so they'd not seen the men arrive. As a result they went on to not see the men approach the wrong residence.
What was that?” Mick's attention was drawn to a flicker of light. Torchlight, flashing across the manicured area of grass outside the caravan in which their landlord lived, then a crunch as the butt of a pistol broke the safety glass of a car window.
A car alarm went off, the amber lights of the indicators intermittently casting their own light all around as the horn blared in time.
The alarm sounded for a full sixty seconds before one of the intruders had managed to find the keys, cursing himself for not doing that in the first place, and managed to press the correct button.
Sixty seconds. Plenty of time for the two hunters...

...to become prey.

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